| 1 | Home | Planning |
| 2 | Dubai - Bangkok | Flight from Dubai to Bangkok |
| 3 | Bangkok | Wee, Wats, tuk tuks, schoolgirls and spicy food |
| 4 | Bangkok | Canals, dragonboats, massage, snakes and stones |
| 5 | Bangkok | Government, Jim Thompson, Chinese New Year |
| 6 | Bangkok / Ayuthaya | Bang Pa-in Palace, Ayuthaya, Massage, Happy Ending narrowly averted |
| 7 | Bangkok | National Museum, Palm, River of the Kings show |
| 8 | Bangkok | Gecko tour begins, Royal Grand Palace, Wat Pho (again) |
| 9 | Bangkok - Sangklaburi | Train to Kanchanaburi, Bridge over the River Kwai, interesting room allocations at the hotel |
| 10 | Sangklaburi | Boat trip on the lake, Mon village, swim in lake, long wooden bridge |
| 11 | Sangkaliburi | Jungle trek, bamboo rafting, bizarre location for a film set |
| 12 | Kanchanaburi | Bus with chicken, huts on stilts, first idiotic mistake, shopping by sign language and pictionary, POW museum |
| 13 | Kanchanaburi | Hellfire pass, kayaking, elephant riding |
| 14 | Kanchanaburi - Nakhon Pathom - Trang | Truck to Nathon Pathom, local temple, overnight train to Trang |
| 15 | Trang | Thale Noi Bird Sanctuary, fishing contraptions, giant caves |
| 16 | Trang | Jungle trek, rubber plantation, waterfalls, giant cave |
| 17 | Trang - Koh Muk | Mangrove swamps, sea caves, dragonboat to Koh Muk |
| 18 | Koh Muk | Exploring, more creative shopping, hammock engineering |
| 19 | Koh Muk | Snorkelling on the reef, Emerald cave, swimming in the dark |
| 20 | Koh Muk | Reading, trying not to move, making mental note to wear more sunscreen |
| 21 | Koh Muk - Trang - Bangkok | Boat and bus to Trang, lunch with Charlotte, flight back to Bangkok, dinner with Palm and Wee |
| 22 | Bangkok | Skytrain, huge market, dinner with Wee and Palm |
| 23 | Bangkok | spent day with Wee, Palm and Bernard (Wee’s boyfriend), Zoolander, riverside, taxi to airport |
| 24 | Bangkok | Caught flight back to London (just) |